Monday, January 14, 2013

African Transport (Taxi ride from Hell)


We are squished four to a normal car bench seat plus a baby, my new friend Amadou is making comments about how ridiculously packed another slightly fuller vehicle is, “there all stuffed in there” while currently he is sitting on part of my leg and the only way we four can fit on the one bench is if we stagger leaning forward and sitting back. He also makes comments on how dangerous it is for people to ride on tops of cars and large trucks, none of us are wearing seat belts, and there are 11 adults in this 8 passenger vehicle, including two teenage boys sitting on each other in the front seat. There are also three children but kids do not go into the people count in vehicle rides and I have adapted. It’s all relative.

This trip started out yesterday morning, I was up anxiously at 6 am packing and praying that my escort (a national pastor that works with our company) would be on time in picking me up at 7. I knew deep in my heart that this anxiousness was in vain, that my friend would most definitely be at least 30 minutes late, this is Africa. But I have taken this nightmare road between Conakry and Kankan before and I know that if we make good time, it should only take 14 hours. I really want to get a few hours of sleep before I take another taxi 6 hours to Bamako the following day.

My escort arrives right when I expect him and we fight the Conakry traffic to the Madina Market where the taxis line up that are heading out of town. We find a taxi for Kankan almost immediately, and I follow some sound advice of fellow ex-pats and purchase two places in the taxi (those two “places” being the front seat). I make sure my backpack is tied securely to the top of the taxi and settle into wait for the Taxi to fill up. It’s already about 8:30 but no sweat I am sure there are lots of people who need to go to Kankan today and surely these people do not want to be riding that cursed road at night. At 11:30 we pull out from Madina Market only to stop a few blocks down for gas (and so our driver can talk to his friends).  Okay, well at least we are the road now, even if this guy is slow I can still check into the guest house for a few hours and shower before I head to Bamako tomorrow.

Flash forward, we have been on the road (off it more than on if you ask this American) for the past 14 hours we should already be in Kankan yet are still barely over the half way mark. We have stopped for 2 meals, stopped at a Mosque for prayer, stopped to change a flat, stopped twice for engine trouble, stopped to gawk at an over turned vehicle, we have been stopped and hassled at every police stop between Conakry and Kankan (apparently the driver does not have all his papers in order), and we have stopped in between those stops every 30 to 45 minutes so that the driver and 7 men in the back seats can pee (what is with their bladders? I never see them drink anything!). It’s is 2am, we met up with another taxi a few hours ago and have been caravanning since it started getting dark. Thankfully the lead taxi is a little more aggressive in his driving and we are finally beginning to make some time. Suddenly our taxi pulls over; our driver gets out and sprawls out comfortably on the hood of his vehicle. He then naps for the next three hours. Only one person shows any irritation at this abrupt decision by our driver. He walks casually over to the sleeping driver and nudges him, (rough translation this is all in French) “Hey friend, I uh thought we were going to Kankan?” Driver grunts and rolls over. Not satisfied the man begins to nudge him again only to be shouted down by other 7 passengers in the car, “Hey man! Leave the chauffer alone! Can’t you see he is trying to sleep?” I hug my computer bag and fall asleep.

 None of the 8 other passenger show any sign of distress. No one else in the vehicle seems the least surprised or irritated that we have just been on a gruesome fourteen hour ride across cheese grater trails and portions of the moon and that this trip is slowly, oh sooo slowly, turning into 24 hours of misery. On the contrary, after the drivers three hour nap, when the car stops again after having only started 45 minutes previously, everyone leaps from the vehicle as though they thought the driver would never give them a break. Patience is a virtue. It skipped me but not Africa. Africans are extremely patient.

We arrive in Kankan exactly 24 hours after we pulled out from the Madina Market. It’s almost noon I am exhausted but beginning to mentally practice in French how I am going to find a taxi to Bamako. I have already called the World Venture Guest house I had reservations at and told them my story and that I would not be staying there unless I failed to catch a taxi too Bamako today. As we are dropping passengers at different locations in Kankan, I meet someone who speaks English and he tells the Taxi driver for me that I need to go to the Taxi stand and find a Taxi to Bamako. I am the last one in the taxi and I am nervous about finding a taxi to Bamako, my French is weak, very weak. The woman who with her husband runs the World Venture Guest House calls me to find out where I am and how I am doing. “So you are going to catch a taxi today… Do you speak French?” “um well, yeah kind of, no, I don’t.” As soon as I step out of my first Taxi, her husband is there to help find another taxi to Bamako. I am in luck (*cough* God), there is one taxi going to Bamako right at this moment and it has one seat left. Also as I wait for my backpack to get secured to the top of the taxi I meet a man named Amadou who speaks English. He had been in the taxi ahead of me on our journey from Conakry and he is also going to Bamako. This is more than just luck, Amadou is loud, outgoing and has apparently learned most of his English from sitcoms but he takes care of me as we cross the Guinea/Mali border (even when I thought I lost the taxi with my computer in it!) and is conveniently from the same neighborhood that I need to find in Bamako.

After the border and only one stop (a quick tire change), we finally arrive in Bamako. Amadou arranges a second taxi for me and all the other women in our taxi and makes sure everyone gets where they need to go safely. We meet Rita at a gas station in sight of the Tour d’ afrique and I exchange numbers with my new friend.  Deep breath. Mali. It only took 36 hours. My head wrap feels a little crusty and comes off in a solid helmet shape but I am here!

 Okay Lord, what am I here for?

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